Apparently, as a result of a £50bn cash injection by the gov, I'm now the proud owner of £1600 pounds worth of stocks and shares in the UK banking industry.
The banks must be so excited by this free windfall. Now all the top managers can continue to receive their entirel modest and understandable performance related bonuses - after all its not their fault everythings gone tits up, and we do need the best poeple in these highly important jobs too.
I'm waiting for my share certificates.
And remember punters, the value of stocks can go down as well as up!
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